The Shockers have seemed to come out slow every week and there really is no explanation.  Whatever it is, it certainly does work for them and they just keep on playing ball and winning.  The team really looks and acts like a bunch of ten year old kids when they are playing and sitting in the dugout.  There has to be something to this game.  When a bunch of 40 - 50 year old men can still sit in a dugout, fart, burp, scratch their balls, spit seeds, chew tobacco, tell dirty jokes, make fun of each other and play basball, then you should truly understand how special this game is.

     In the top of the 5th inning the game was still tight according to Sears, "If you are not up 10 to 12 in this league you are not up enough.  I have seen teams make a ten run lead look like it is a one run lead.  Before you know it your ten run lead has just been shit on."  Thank god right fielder Mike "Free Willy" Walsh was hustling around third to score.  He was running so fast that when he came around third he tripped over a blade of turf and sored through the air landing on his food blister.  Not once but twice!!  After Willy got up he took two steps and fell to the ground again!  Sears yelled at him, "Crawl to home then just score you tool!"  Willy ended up staying focused and gimped to the plate to increase the lead, which was needed.

     Willy commented about his running, "Ya know F all of you! Your lucky I'm running at all!  The only time that you will usually see me run is when my partner is upset with me.  I can't chill him out.  Walsh calmed down and knew that the team was laughing out of fun and he said, "These guys are great but man if you give them an inch to dig into you they will drill you even harder, which is why I am on this team,  I like that shit"

     The game seemed to be pretty average for the shockers.  There was nobody that had this outrageous game, which makes Sears happy, he commented, "I like the fact that nobody is playing the crucial roll.  This should show everyone that this team depends on each other.  This team wins because we play like a team.  We know when we do well and look like a total ass like Willy did.  Willy impressed me so much this week with his hustle and desire I invited him to the world series in Arizona.  He said he would get back to me."  Willy was asked about the invite and Willy replied, "I may go if I can a share a room with everyone else."

     We cannot forget Jim Kelly's crushing home run.  There is about a fifty foot high net that extends above the left field wall and Kelly reached back,  made a sound as if he was shitting violently and connected with the ball.  Kelly was asked about the sound and he said, "It's my tummy man, it still frigging hurts and I can't get rid of it.  No matter how much mayo I eat on my burger after the game, the pain still stays there."

     The Shockers play Sunday at 9am at Alameda High School against the Cannons.  Come support them and fornicate with them after the game in the park.