The Shockers had a tough lose last week against the Grizzlies but this week they never gave up and came back to piss on the Mudcats.  Sears was of course blaming the umpires last week about taking the bats out of their hands and maybe there was some truth to that because they were back to normal hitting the ball.

     Sears said, "How bizarre is it that when you have good umps we start to hit again.  We started out slow but I think it was because of last week and it didn't help that Jay Rarog showed up and everyone was star struck."  The Shockers did start out slow considering the Mudcats scored six runs in the first two innings and the Shockers scored one.  Sears made a move by using his pitching staff to its fullest.  Sears put Steve Jay on the hill to start and he went three innings.  Doug Nolan game in for the next three and Rarog came in for two.  Jim "JK" Kelly was going to close but there was no need when Rarog reached deep into his ass and K'd the side in the 8th inning.

     What really needs to be talked about is the Puerto Rican Sweetheart Chris "Gonzo" Gonzalez.  Gonzo slammed a two run home run in the fifth to start a rally.  Gonzo was asked if it felt good and he said, "Si."  The he was asked to elaborate and he replied, "Donde esta cerveza's" He was asked what he was saying and he looked at his interpreter and he said, "Como esta, muy bueno, como te llamas, separe sus piernes."  Gonzo had seven RBI's this game and is thankful that he will not be deported after such a good game.  Sears said, "Your damn right he is here illegally and as long as he keeps playing this way I can keep INS away from here.  I will give him my get out of jail free card."

     Nolan started pitching in the 3rd inning but I think that he struck out at the plate more than the people that he struck out on the hill.  Nolan said, "I asked to hit more and Sears let me but since I swung like a bitch I don't think I will hit anymore.  I'm frustrated because I need a hug.

     Sears was mad a Jeff "Shit Slow" Cislo for stealing third base with two outs and he was picked off.  Sears was asked what happened and he replied, "I asked Shit Slow if he was given a sign and he said that he was not given one and I said what the hell did you run for then?  He told me that he saw the third baseman and he imagined him in a Borat outfit and it turned him on so much that he wanted to be close to him and try to give him a reach around.  I told him keep his sexual fantasies to himself and focus on the team........... Queer."

     The Shockers face Cricket Wireless on 06/22 at 9am at Bear Creek High School.   Shit slow said he may file an EEOC complaint on Sears.